Room 328, Early Thursday Morning

[likethegun]

Sam was up early, sprawled out on his own bed as he tried to get some reading in before Flight class. The room was nice and quiet until...

When men say I'm sweet as candy
As around in a dance we whirl,
It goes to my head like brandy,
I enjoy being a girl!

When someone with eyes that smolder
Says he loves every silken curl
That falls on my ivory shoulder,
I enjoy being a girl!

If Sam ended up glaring at his book more than reading it, well, he didn't think anyone could really blame him.

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[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Dawn cracked an eye open. She had no workshops today, and had been planning on sleeping in.

Who needs sleep?
(well you're never gonna get it)
Who needs sleep?
(tell me what's that for)
Who needs sleep?
(be happy with what you're getting
There's a guy who's been awake
since the Second World War)

"Sam? What's with the music? Could you turn the radio down a little, please?"

[likethegun]

"It's not the radio. I think it's something Fandom-y," he said.

When I hear the complimentary whistle
That greets my bikini by the sea,
I turn and I glower and I bristle,
But I'm happy to know the whistle's meant for me!

"Okay, it seems to hate me, so, it's definitely something Fandom-y."

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"Why do you think it hates you?" Dawn sat up and pushed her hair out of her eyes as she tried to get them to focus. She yawned. "Maybe it's just Alec."

[likethegun]

"Because it's calling me a girl. Which I guess could be Alec," he admitted.

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"Alec called you a eunuch, not a girl," she corrected.

Eunuch Boy, Eunuch Boy
Thought A Lawnmower Was Another Toy
Don't Laugh At Him Cause He Can't Piss Straight
He Can't Even Masturbate
Got No Gonads, Only Two Sockets
Got No Bulge In His Pockets

"OH MY GOD. I DIDN'T THINK THAT ABOUT YOU EVER!" Dawn stared at Sam in horror.

[likethegun]

Sam looked just as horrified, and started blushing hard. "That wasn't necessary!" he yelled to no one in particular.

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"And it's not true! I know it's not true! I told Alec it wasn't true!"

[likethegun]

"You...really didn't need to tell Alec that," Sam said. "He doesn't need to know those sorts of things about me."

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

"I, uh, needed to set him straight about a couple of things."

I am sure you can find out how
To turn me on just set my dial
And let me love you for a little while ooooooh...

(I,I,)I'm just a love machine and I won't work for nobody but you

"I'll be under the bed. Please let me know when it's over." She crawled out from under the covers.

[likethegun]

"Hey, no hiding under the bed. And I only say that because I'm too tall to do the same thing."

Hey, beautiful lady, I need you tonight
Lovely, lovely lady
I wanna make you feel all right, yeah
I can't deny, baby
I wanna love you down
You are so fine, baby
All I wanna do is sex you up...

"I'm going to be over here, pretending this day never started."

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Dawn cracked up, because seriously, what else was there to do?

"Um, so about your sudden attack of background music," she said, still giggling. "Can we go back to the girl thing for a second?"

[likethegun]

"I don't know if it just works that easily--"

Some day my prince will come
Some day we'll meet again
And away to his castle we'll go
To be happy forever I know
Some day when spring is here
We'll find our love anew
And the birds will sing
And wedding bells will ring
Some day when my dreams come true

"Oh come on, that's just not even funny!" Sam yelled at the ceiling.

[lilpunkinbelly.livejournal.com]

Dawn thought it was pretty darn funny and almost fell off the bed laughing. "Is--is there something you're not telling me?"