E-mails, Sent Monday Afternoon

[likethegun]

To: Friends
From: Sam Winchester
Subject: Dean's 16th Birthday

Hey everyone. Dean's birthday is tomorrow, and seeing as how it's a pretty important one (because he's turning 16 and because of other reasons too complicated to get into by e-mail), I want to make sure he celebrates properly. So, there's going to be a party for him at Caritas tomorrow night. Bring a friend or just bring yourself, but above all, don't tell Dean, because I'm trying to make this a surprise. Thanks, and I look forward to seeing all of you.

-Sam



To: Alec
From: Sam Winchester
Subject: I need your help

Alec,

I hope I didn't shock you to death with the subject line. Okay, maybe there's a little hope, but... But I really do need your help. I need to get Dean to Caritas for his party tomorrow night without him suspecting anything. Do you think you could offer to take him out for drinks or something? He'll never believe that I want to go there, and I need to get there early to make sure everything is set up anyway.

You'd be doing this for Dean as much as for me, but in addition, I'd like to point out that in exchange for doing this, I will officially owe you one. Keep that in mind before you say no.

-Sam


[Sam sent the first e-mail to pretty much everyone he could think of except Dean, so feel free to assume you got it if you have any passing knowledge of the Winchesters. *g* The party will be in tomorrow night's Caritas post.]

Comments

[x5-alec.livejournal.com]

To: Sam Winchester
From: Alec
Subject: RE: I need your help

Sorry, could you repeat that? You need my what?

-Alec

[likethegun]

To: Alec
From: Sam Winchester
Subject: RE: I need your help

It should be taken as a sign of how badly I need this favor that I'm not insulting your reading comprehension levels right now.

-Sam

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To: Sam Winchester
From: Alec
Subject: RE:RE: I need your help

Wow, way to go with the back-handedness, Tommy-boy. I realize you're freakishly tall, but I'd think you'd still be able to figure out where to bend over and plant your lips when trying to get someone's help.

Anyway, your needs and deficient skills of negotiation aside, I'll do it for Dean. But you do still owe me.

-Alec

[likethegun]

To: Alec
From: Sam Winchester
Subject: RE:RE: I need your help

As much as I fear you'd enjoy it, I'm not planting my lips anywhere near you. But thank you. I seriously mean that, if only for Dean's sake.

Just out of curiosity, how long am I going to have to put up with being called Tommy-boy?

-Sam

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To: Sam Winchester
From: Alec
Subject: RE: RE:RE: I need your help

That's fine, Dean's lips are a hell of a lot prettier than yours anyway.

And just as long as you keep making me miss him.

-Alec

[likethegun]

To: Alec
From: Sam Winchester
Subject: RE:RE:RE: I need your help

You miss Tom? Dude, you are so weird. I think you just liked having an excuse to tackle me. But I shouldn't be surprised that you'd prefer a foul-mouthed jerk over me.

-Sam

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To: Sam Winchester
From: Alec
Subject: RE:RE: RE:RE: I need your help

You have exactly half of that in common with him - the other thing isn't actually a character flaw.

-Alec

[likethegun]

To: Sam Winchester
From: Alec
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE: I need your help

I don't have anything in common with him. And some people consider the other thing to be a flaw, like Dawn and Dean, and their opinions matter more than anything else.

-Sam

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To: Sam Winchester
From: Alec
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE: I need your help

Other than sharing a face and a certain amount of asshole-ishness?

-Alec